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Tuesday, November 09, 2004

From Mrs Suha Arafat

From Mrs Suha Arafat

Good Day

I know that this mail might be a surpriseing to you but do consider it as an emergency. In a nut shell, My name is Mrs Suha Arafat, soon-to-be widow of the late leader of the Palestinian people, now seeking assistance in the matter of the urgent transfer of $1 billion (ONE BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS).

Please accept my sincere apologies. In bringing this message of goodwill to you. In order to transfer out (ONE BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) from our bank here I have the courage to look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable for this important transaction, believing that you will never let me down either now or in future.

I discovered that if i do not remit this money out urgently, it will revert to associates of my husband who want to bury my husband alive.

I want to transfer this money into a safe foreign account abroad but i don't know any foreigner, except people who live in France, i am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to any local bank here in France, without it being taken by most untrustworthy persons.

I selected your name from the Chamber of Commerce (CHAMBER OF COMMERCE) directory. I prayed over it and selected your name amoung two names reported to me as someone who would never grab power from an ailing leader.

I can do business with,and by their recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business. I want you to assist me in this transaction. My soon-to-be late husband does not want this money to go to France (FRANCE), he said they took enough already.

But my husband a beautiful flower, surrounded by weeds was poisoned to death or had AIDS (AIDS) or a mystery disease I do not know what I only know that $1 billion (ONE BILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) is not too much for me in my position as wife of the leader of the Palestinian people as it is a position that is difficult and entails much suffering.

Presently, I am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foriegn personality to help me. I will map out 15% for you if you will Stand on my behalf as the beneficiary for the claim of the inheritance from the many many foreign accounts since the management of the bank adviced that the money was stolen by my husband and they will not release it to his poor widow (SOON TO BE) and I have suspicion they want to try it for themselves.

i need your co-operation to make this work fine, because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has the correct information to this account, and living on $100,000 per month (ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) is painful to me greatly.

Conclusively I wish you send me a reply immediately you recieve this proposal.Email If you are interested, please reply immediately to my private email address and when you replying this mail kindly include your Telephone and Fax number for better communication. Or you can callme

Awaiting for your urgent reply.

Best Regards

Mrs Suha Arafat (MRS SUHA ARAFAT )

P.S. My late husband won the Nobel Peace prize in 1994.
(Yes, this is a parody. So far.)

Posted by Amy Ridenour at 12:06 AM

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